More money is being spent on breast enhancements and viagra than on Alzheimer reseach. So in 2040 the elderly will be pottering about with hard-ons and big boobs not having a clue why.
In Scotland we use the proper name for this mix of breeds - it's called a 'dug'. There are many different types of 'dug', they can usually be running around the streets looking like they have somewhere important to go. They are of mixed breed often termed 'mungrel dug'. And here's the laugh - the poncy twats that will pay £1000's for these 'mungrel dugs'.
As christmas draws closer you may have noticed the last few years that some houses decorate thier front doors with bows, have you ever wondered why though? As we all know Christmas is an expensive time of year and alot of people need to find extra money, a bow on a front door means a female willing to take on prostitution lives at the address, it goes further though, different colours mean different things, the meaning of colours varies in different parts of the country use different but nationwide red means cheap (under £20) and white means available in school hours, I hope this has been educational for all readers.
You remind me of a story from my late father, a Perthshire vet. Newly qualified some time in the late 30s just pre WWII he was with his mentor in Blairgowrie when Mrs McTavish (I am protecting client confidentiality here) sought his advice about the pedigree of her pet. She was waxing lyrical about the blood lines in her splendid pooch and seeking affirmation of its lineage. Having stroked the dog and his own chin he opined, “What you have there Mrs McTavish is a very fine, wee, brown dug.” She left happy.
