It's all shits and giggles til somebody loses an eye. Or one I seem to be using a lot lately..... "Wisnae me!"
All fisherman exaggerate. But like the older we get the better we were, the longer the time from the catch the bigger it was
One my dad said to me at 6 one morning when I was coming in... "It's a terrible thing when the rising generation is retiring when the retiring generation is rising."
Happiness is like a butterfly: the more you chase it, the more it will elude you, but if you turn your attention to other things, it will come and sit softly on your shoulder. Henry David Theoreau, 1817 - 1862.
“The last thing you learn about yourself,is your effect on other people “ William Boyd,can’t remember which book.