This made me laugh

Too many. When you Wing you always get the Wong number.

 

@Dozers Dad

you evil bast’ard... what would make you to want you to wish that upon him? Poor dog... !

 

Have you seen Dozersdad and trump in the same room? Just askin!

 

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While I'm certainly not offended, DD, I grew up on a pig farm and they are quite lovely animals! I'm not sure what animal I would dislike enough to do the licking in these circumstances.

 

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My son told me that we had a serious leak under the kitchen sink. This is what I found....

 

Here you go.
Ah knaa ye (repeat)

Ah knaa ye knaa me (rep)

Wor kid looks like this [arms wide] (rep)

Wor kid looks like this [tongue out] (rep)

Geet fat knacka (rep)

Wor kids working (rep)

Arnly fiddle (rep)

Tattoo me Ma (rep)

Tattoo me Da (rep)

Pint in this hand [left hand out] (rep)

Tab in this hand [right hand out] (rep)

WOOAAARRGHHH! [all jump]

Translation
I know you

I know you know me

My brother looks like this (he’s big)

My brother looks like this (he’s ugly)

He’s a big fat fellow

My brother is working

Only fiddle

He has a tattoo of my mother on his right arm

He has a tattoo of my father on his left arm

He has a pint of beer in his right hand

He has a cigarette in his left hand

WOOAAARRGHHH! [all jump]

 

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Not funny but clever!!

 

Sean/Shaun was hilarious.

 

and I’m sharing your bunk room... what’s your point?

 

Probably a yearly event at this rate....

 

It’s not really free though is it?

I’ll be continue to pay for a service in the blissful knowledge I am paying for the product and that I am not the product...

 

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