Best Uk Bike Rally

Having been off work with pneumonia I’ve watched dozens of bike videos, the Sturgis and Daytona events caught my eye, can’t think why, hubba hubba

Going by the experience of visiting a few bike nights I fear ours will be filled with crappy food, lame bands and women twice my vast weight busting out of their cropped tops (sexist pig)

Bmad Paignton claim to be the Daytona of the UK (right)

So am I destined to spend bucket loads going to the US (if so which event) or do we have one worthy

I was reading about one in Austria, but it seems to be fat German Harley riders pretending to be fat American Harley riders, all David Hasslehof like with Sons of Anarchy patches.