Don't do it, it's a trap! You get allowed to make the requests, but don't expect to have them fulfilled!
I’m worried now we’ll be inundated with bloody Chuck Norris jokes. They’re crap. Just don’t tell Chuck is said that...
See what I mean - not even remotely funny. Excuse me whilst I phone the witness protection programme, my plastic surgeon and priest. Together they may save me - but I doubt it... Chuck will find me and er, tell me off?!?
no, it just proves Chuck Norris jokes are crap. hang on, I can hear someone on my roof... I’ll go and take a look... Oh hello Chuarggghhh....