This made me laugh

Oh hell no!
I've got 2 of them, and they're bad enough! I go to work to get away from them, not to go look after 30 more of them!

 

I have a similar number of days off a year but I doubt you would want to do my job! In fact there are only about 250 people in the UK who do my job! Plus I have to be on call at least twice a week. So hats off to Mr Orange! I think you do a marvellous job in difficult circumstances.

 

I will ask - what's your job?

 

You're gonna have to tell us what you do for a job now fourbears

 

I doubt you will want to know once I tell you but I deal with death and destruction on the road. And you really wouldn't want to see some of the things I have seen. So not really the subject of this thread! Which is probably why I have a warped and black sense of humour!

 

Well I sort of told them. Could be anything!

 

Have you seen 'The Hitcher', he's like the UK version, just drivers around slaughtering people !!!!

 

It doesn't

 

Now that would be great. But no.

 

They don't keep me awake at night, I hardly even hear them now, just background noise

 

You put the sand down to soak up diesel and guts?

 

You clearly have a sound insulated cellar!

 

Although I might be lying about being Mad Max.......