This made me laugh

We can give May a try! Hardly likely I'll be wanting Daffy Duck back (understatement).

 

Mini-Me. Me,.me, me, me, me, me........

 

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Time aint on his side.

 

He would stand out like a sore thumb.

 

A man is in Intensive Care, after being attacked at the "Teddy Bear's Picnic".

Doctors say he's not outta the woods yet.

 

Why are parents so bad at discussing sex with their kids?..When i was ten-years old,i saw two dogs shagging in the street,and asked my mum what they were doing."Dancing" she replied.The first school disco i went to,i got fucking expelled!!

 

I volunteered for the Samaritans once, I only took 6 calls and they all committed suicide... One of them was a wrong number.

 

I was

 

I ran into Carrie Anne Moss last year ('Trinity' from The Matrix). All these years later and she's still a babe (and such a lovely person too!)

 

Believe me when I say after a while with May you will be BEGGING for the return of Daffy.

 

Did you get her number?