Saw this in today’s local paper. Honest I never normally look at the dating adverts but this one made me laugh for being so optimistic...
Let me know when you get them, cos these Tory Bastids have sentenced me to another year, I have to work 51 years to get a state pension yet an MP works just five years to get a pension worth twice mine, what a bunch of bastids they are.
He has such a nice smiley face I don't think many people recognised it, especially the one's in the yard.