This made me laugh

I softly kissed her lips
She startled wide awake
With a shreek she closed her thighs
Which caused my specs to break

 

He recovered due to a staple diet!

 

Sofa so good, it's true the staple diet helped - but its good they got to him quickly - as they say "a stitch in time..."

Enough already eh?

 

And I thought the sofa industry was in recline!

 

It's had better days...




Edit - I wish I'd pasted in a can of Export Strength Larger and maybe a puddle of vomit... You can imagine the result right?

 

Eldon will appreciate this - it's got furniture in it.



Edit: and fucking bears for the rest of you.

 

You can bear-ly call it an orgy but it could get pretty grizzly......

 

I think is was Nookie Bear???

 

Can't help but think of this song...

 

I started listening to this with my 11 year old then decided better not to

 

And you discover you gf has 6 nipples...

 

If you go down with wood today

 

My ones funny, said the Bishop to the Actress.

 

Laughed out loud at that mate

 

Yes, you will be in for a real surprise!