Scientists who were previously against genetic engineering have successfully crossed a sheep with a seagull.... They say it's a huge ewe tern.
A worker at a suite factory fell into a upholstering machine..... Bosses said though that he is now fully recovered.
Damn - I spent five minutes speculatively moving the phone screen side to side, wishing it would become holographic so I could see around that damn post... Edit: her facial expression would have made Da Vinci knock Moaning Lisa out of contention in the early stages of choosing a suitably enigmatic model...
I have never watched the show, but isn’t that Mrs Brown? If so those drinks aren’t for anyone else...
