Not Forum Segregation Wing - Ignore

Eh?

 

How to you keep an idiot in suspense?
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I'll tell you later

 

How many more of this do we have to put up with to break the all time record for the longest "please ignore" thread on the forum.

I put on the walking waterproofs (i.e. not the bike ones) and went for a long walk over the fields. So I'm not feeling quite so stir-crazy. It's good to get out.

 

Soon

 

@Ron Ashurst - Are you ready now ?

 

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The only problem with waiting for now is as soon as it happens it is then. So now you have a finite window to realize it was now because it is already then. Then in a future sense can become now, but only the very astute will realize in time for it to become now instead of then.

 

It was now, but you just missed it by a second. It is now later. So close. Sorry.

 

Ok, I'll let you know.....



Oops, sorry, late for w#*k, I'll be back soon

 

You'll go blind, like ya Mum said!

 

What?

 

Wrong swear word !!!

So many are a burden on the state, I don't like using the 'work' word on the forum.

Unlike you, most of us don't actually have a masturbation timetable, so generally can't be late for a w*#k !!!

 

and Deaf!

 

It's all those who are, as you put it, 'a burden on the state' that can w*#k anytime they like, but those of us who 'work' must schedule for this

 

If you need to W*#K ... as Nike say JUST DO IT!

 

Well that's what ya do best mate

 

As I have said before ... 2 nations divide by a common language

Haven't got the first clue WTF you are on about most of the time

 

I understand - I think we've established that you two are a pair of W*#KERS !!!

 

MrO there's two types a man, there's wankers, and there's liar's