WTF! What the hell does your sexual preference have to do with a job application? Unless it’s an application to be a prostitute! Are you trying to tell us something?
In current times you're probably better putting anything other than heterosexual, they wouldnae dare turn you down! Sad, innit.
Just below the one saying “shags anything with a hole” and above the one called “gets shagged in any hole”
What grinds MY gears this week. The bone head that bought the 3 acres across the road and built a hugh house as close to the street as possible. He put 4 lights on the front because he is afraid of the dark. Stupid people ! If.you were.afraid of.the dark, you should have stayed in the city. Us locals have our outside lights on timers that go off about 9-10pm so we can enjoy the solitude and night sky. I have already been introduced to his diesel truck and tractor, not to mention his 2 half grow kids. GO AWAY !!! ...J.D.
Auto renew on insurance policies should be illegal for the robbing c@nts to take your money on their renewal quote which is double the best quote available
Stupid barstewards who move to the country, and then complain about the smell of coo shyte. Or as in the case here... We are a 40 mile round trip from a shop. 72 mile round trip to a supermarket... Recently a couple moved into the area, having bought the house at auction, sight unseen, and now travel every day to the 'local' shop to buy a pint of milk and their days fags. That's okay, if you want to be dumb and do that, BUT they actually moan about how remote it is, and how much it costs in fuel! We get a full weeks supplies delivered by Tesco, and go out when it suits us, not because we ran out of milk. Not rocket science, is it? Everybody is a victim of their own gene pool, but I guess somebody must have pissed in theirs.....
Trouble is they move out of.the city off times to get thier little "rug rats" away from the gangs and such. They are too dumb to realize it is THIER kids that are the ring leaders because mom and dad are too busy working to give their little heathens a good crack when it is needed. ...J.D.
What grinds my gear...when some chump finds a really old thread and posts in it bringing it back into current affairs
Random electrical faults! Fitted a 'new' stereo to a vehicle, tested it worked when it was hooked up, before inserting in the dash. Works fine. Push into dash. Doesn't work. Pull it out, check connections, works. Push it... Aaah, you see where this is going. Got the multimeter on its connections. No earth for some reason, so I added an earth straight to the bodywork. Now it works. Until I pushed it in again..... Grrrrrrr. I could understand pulling it out might undo a connection, but can't see how pulling it out makes it work! It's working now, I bypassed all the fitted wiring and ran cables straight from the ignition and to the bodywork. But what a bloody faff! Not even a new stereo, and serves me right for helping somebody out. If I was getting paid by the hour it would have been plug and play!
Every time I want to watch some educational, how to do it show, I get loud guitar music track layed over what is being said. What the hell ? Are musicians THAT hard up for work ? Go bend your strings somewhere else. I'm trying to learn something. ...J.D.
Drivers who text while driving. While driving....back and forth across the road. Fast then slow then fast again. Right into the back end of the car in front of them.
It happened again yesterday, a cyclist this time but it has been pedestrians many times before, I was about a hundred yards from a pedestrian controlled crossing when the GIT without looking at the traffic (there was only me) pressed the button and rode across the road straight away. The lights went red and I had to stop for nothing as he had long gone. while I was waiting for the green cars from both directions also had to stop. They should cop a fine for being thick and ignorant!!!!
