You git! I was doing that with my kids either side of me. Definitely was not expecting what options I saw. Am now worried about what sodding advertisers will now be offering based on my ‘viewing’ history.
Put one of those glass ornaments on the coffee table as a conversation piece for when the mother in law pops round
An elderly woman, well into her eighties, slowly entered the front door of a 'Sex Shop'. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbled the few feet across to the counter. Finally grabbing the counter for support, and s-tut-ter- ing, she asked the sales clerk, "Dooo youuuu have dilllldooos?" The clerk, (trying hard not to laugh), politely replied, "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models. . ." The old woman then asked: "Doooo youuuu carry aaa pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss ththiickk ... aaand rrunns on bbaatteries?" Trying not to laugh, and with a little smile creeping around his mouth, the clerk responded, "Yes, yes we do." She stammered, "Dddooo yyoouu kknnnooww hhhoww ttooo ttturrrnn iittt offff?"
Having the tt in the search makes a difference... I didn’t know what you were going on about first time round!!!
