> When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him > and, during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex. > "Tarzan not know sex," he replied. > Jane explained to him what sex was. > Tarzan said, "Oh ....Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree." > Horrified, Jane said, "Tarzan, you have it all wrong, but I will show > you how to do it properly." She took off her clothing, and lay down on > the ground. "Here," she said, pointing to her privates, "you must put > it in here." > Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, > stepped closer to her, and kicked her in the crotch! > Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. > Eventually, she managed to gasp for air, and screamed, "What did you > do that for?!" > Tarzan replied, "Check for squirrel."
That’s not Mohammad... but one of the extremists who subscribe to a warped and misguided interpretation of Islam.. Thought it best to clear that up before the forum gets flamed...
