Well you read it first here; DD is of the booze. I’m not sure if this is for real, but if it is all his local supermarkets will be publishing profit warnings.....
And so will your bottom be tomorrow Ps I do like Sam Smiths, they used to have it at one of my local pubs but if you weren’t first to the bog the day after you were in trouble.
Just got back from the booza after having 'several' Afligem 6.7 blonde beers. I is eased...............................
Just had a lovely surf n turf at the Kings Head Richmond Yorkshire Been drinking Boddingtons then a face full of Jack Daniels Back in the Castle House B&B eating free chocolate that they hang on the door for you getting back Now opening a bottle of Jack Daniels that I brought with me Wor lass is having a cup of tea Hope she’s not expecting me to do owt she’s got nae chance I’m Feckin hammered
Ha ha ha ha ha Hee hee hee hee I’ll be pissed again Cos I’m away for the weekend with wor lass Anyway why you not drinking You on a course of antibiotics or something
Good stuff mate I don’t drink all the time and often go two or three sometimes four weeks without a drink What I tend to do is BINGE DRINKING Weekend away with wor lass this weekend Isle of Man next month The GMU Five or six rallies a year That sort of thing I’ll drink a toast to Dozer as well mate stay strong mate cos I definitely know I couldn’t do a rally without a good drink
Tikka chicken madras at the amontola Indian restaurant Feckin hot Couple of pints of Doom bar Three pints of Black Sheep Forget how many double Jack Daniels Back in the room for chocolate Night night peoples Luvs ya
JD Cider...… need something to ease the pain of writing a paper on PTSD provision in primary and secondary care in the UK (or actually the woeful lack of)….. Things you have to do to to keep nursing