Sounds like you need a “West Special Conservatory”. They’ve been into conservatories, patios, and fireplaces for years. They even have a skeleton staff at weekends; and if you want references of their work just dial 999 and speak to Gloucestershire CID.
Who knows Ade, but you must be feeling jilted by his actions. It is not to late for him to drop you and your room at GMU. Just saying, I’ll get my coat..