Sadly those of us that do the above get treated as doormats by the arses in the world who have an entirely different set of standards. Is that a fine looking beaver? Edit: Can't help but keep scrolling up to the "Boobs are like the sun" post - I think that image will (thankfully) be burnt into my retinas!
Depending on how much CH4 you pump out, your might blow out far more than just the sodding candle! Edit: That "Boobs/Sun" post might send me off to 'borrow' my son's Tereza...
A bloke walks into a bar in NEW ZEALAND and orders a shandy. All the Kiwis sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see another Australian visitor. The barman says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?" The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada ." The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada? The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist." The bartender says, "A tixidermist? What the hick is a tixidermist? Do you drive a tixi?" "No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals." The bartender grins and yells,"He's okay boys. He's one of us."
Don’t think I’d noticed if King Kong, Jimmy Hoffa, and an alien were doing the wild thing whilst sipping whiskey from the holy grail in that pic. Love to see the rest of her!
