Gmu 2019 Banter

I’ve got a trailer
Do you want me to bring a snooker table or something

 

And a level.

 

Can the 'something' be shaped like a stripper, and like to dance whilst taking her clothes off ?????

 

Tell ya what I’ll be the stripper at bell end jam and give you all a treat

 

Well Ron we can certainly fulfil the first part :-

 

We need an new emoji

 

I am now ready to accept your bids to hire me for ‘phone a friend.’ And then for losing bidders to bid for ‘deliberate errors’.

Heads you lose, tails I win!

 

Thinking about stopping off and seeing you folks again for at least one night (camping). Planning a trip from Eastbourne to Dundee and the GMU seems a good place to top up the alcohol levels. Though after my recent snowflake contribution to debating the merits of knocking thieving scum of their bikes there is a some trepidation that someone might set fire to my tent. . All the best Mark

 

Are there any Triumph forums for limp wristed, leftie, snowflakes? Or am I the only one in the village.

 

Would this be of any use for participants?

http://www.whoohoo.co.uk/geordie-translator.asp

 

That's perfect. Now we can almost understand Dilli. I say almost because you have to factor in the JD induced additional dialect

 

I think what you meant to say BonnieCat was;

That is fabulous, neeo ah gan converse wi' wor bairn dilli.

 

Nice to see a photo of Bellingham Betty on the forum

Shes REALLY looking forward to seeing you again

 

Too bad, I can't join you on the GMU. One of my best friends is getting married. I don't wanna miss that.
Have fun, I'll enjoy the pics later

Some of you I will meet at the Scottish trip organized by @Dougie D
Untill then!

 

Yes you can’t miss the wedding. Too bad but look forward to meeting you at the other Scottish trip.
Beste wensen voor het Kerstfeest

 

Pity Abi. One of my pals has a similar clash of dates on GMU Saturday, which he hadn't realised when he booked for the weekend. So he's looking for someone to take his place. ..... 3pm, St Marks, Bedford. He says she's a really good cook.



yes, yes, I know, old joke.

 

I’m free

 

Seriously though, I don’t mind helping out with cooking, or clearing away duties

 

By the way, I think my French maids outfit will be in the wash then.

 

DD you are super funny this evening.