Celebrity used to mean a celebrated person, now any old wank stain is called that, as proven by your post above Oh, being a junkie, that could be celebrated, not.
Nope, got a garage full, went on a cross border raid at the weekend (disappointed it wasn't that much cheaper, quid or so on JD, etc, beer same price)
I know it's a wind up, but I like him. He's Scottish and he was in Star Wars , admittedly the shite one's, but still. He's just an actor, act's like one. Doesn't pretend he's a great bike rider / adventurer like that other twat, Boredom. If Charlie Boorman and Henry Cole did a bike programme together, shit, that would be feckin horrendous !!!