As Promised To Charley.

Erm ... didn't actually have a joke, sounded like there should be one though, below is all I got

 

Well, another story from my Motocross days, always the joker I had 'Team Tampax' printed on the back of my race shirt, I was on the way to the pit box when the Clerk of the Course asked me if I was sponsored by the feminine product brand? I told him I wasn't, he said well why on earth have you got it on your race shirt? I replied it was coz all my mates say I ride like a bloody cnut!
The humourless snowflake made me return to the pits for a different shirt!

 

In the best Pantomime tradition .....
OH NO YOU DIDN'T!

 

So you are saying I am a COST? ... not a CART? or anything else that starts with C has 2 letters then ends in T?

 

So Billy your real name is Curt? Good to know.

 

This is a good one. Too damn funny.

 

Oh My what have I done to Bad Billy? Will he ever forgive me? Oh well, such is life...

 

No what Ron was saying was CULT as I apparently have a following.... I think it is only Ron that is following & I got a restraining order for that!

 

Cheers Ron, but the retraining order stands

 

Yep, you require retraining not to be a f@cktard!!
The RESTRAINING order however will still be in force, so the retraining will have to be done by @Dozers Dad or @MrOrange ... capeesh?

 

You wanna me to maicca him, sleep with da fishes ???

 

Good idea, but on reflection where would we get another Ron ... I think he is err .... unique!

 

Yes what I meant to say was Penis or Vagina ... obviously!

 

Steady Ron, only just got over the public slaughter of my uncle Moby on here, you are like the ISIS of the forum, bet you got a supply of orange overalls for you victims

 

You guys are really starting to worry me...seems that we might have to bring and adult into this conversation...and by adult I don’t mean me. LOL

 

well this does worry me for you...I would think following a C.nt would be more appropriate than following you Curt, my friend.

 

He was right on everything? Wow...and I thought I was wrong once but it turned out I was wrong.