Hi Guys, my rider is AFK so thought I would grab his laptop and introduce myself as he would never get around to it. My name is TrumptonR and although conceived here in the UK I was actually born in the Far East. I came to London in April 2016 and settled south of the river. After all, property prices are more reasonable for a young bike just starting out. I hung around some Shoreditch and Hoxton hipster clubs for a while but as this selfie shows being " stock " left me feeling a bit like "Triumph no mates". I started working out and came up with a plan. Evolution not revolution. Not bad thinking for a one year old,eh? Initially I put a little weight on at the rear with a simple peg and saddle makeover but I knew my new American pipes would give me the ego boost I needed when they eventually turned up What is "back order" anyway? So finally I bit the bullet and had the facelift everyone said I needed to really join the Cafe set. At least as a junior member. And this is me....for the moment. Home, relaxing with friends. So, before my rider returns, I just want to say thanks for the opportunity to say hello to everyone and I look forward to chatting to you all again. PS, what on earth was that last recall all about? I was coughing and spluttering around town cutting out at traffic lights. Talk about embarrassing! My rider thought I was losing it. Still, a bit of minor surgery and I'm all better now. Later Guys/Gals.
Feck me!! Another bloody loony joining this august body of strange people. But this one is purporting to be a sodding motorcycle of all things - albeit a very nice one! FFS .... really? On this forum?? Why? Is somebody withholding vital information? How is Nursey going to cope? Are we going to need stronger meds? Will there be enough crayons to go round? Is the world round? Is space infinite? Is this a piece of cake? It is? Ooh goody goody, yum yum! Ah yes, cake .... the forum cure all!