Did you know that by placing your genitals in the freezer for 5 minutes lowers your body temperature quicker than any other body part. It is also the quickest way to get a lifetime ban from Asda.
I've recently taken up playing the triangle again after a twenty year break. But like everything else, finding a good triangle is difficult as there is so much crap on the market. Alas, tings ain't what they used to be.
