Due to a water shortage in Ireland , Dublin swimming baths have announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8.
Well Moses had a British bike cos the bible says “lo, the sound of Moses’ triumph was heard across Israel” Must have had cocktail shakers on like dilli
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
