Isn't lamb retta some sort of Greek/Turkish/Italian meat dish?? And didn't Vespa produce ready made/instant chow mein and curry meals (amongst others) back in the good old days when I were a lad? Oh, maybe was that Vesta? Never mind .... time for cake!!
I'm thinking in hell, I'd warm and dry, heaven is up in them rain clouds!!! Bollox to that, I wanna ride my bike in warm and dry!!!
SYMPATHETIC HUBBY This guy is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door. There are two sheriff's deputies there; he asks if there is a problem. One of the deputies asks if he is married, and if so, can he see a picture of his wife. The guy says "sure " and shows him a picture of his wife. The sheriff says, "I'm very sorry sir, but it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck." The guy says, " I know, but she has a great personality and she's an excellent cook. "