Went down to my local bike shop this morning to pick up some oil and the owner was saying he nearly got taken out twice on his way in this morning so we got talking as you tend to do. He told me of the time he just avoided being broadsided by a woman in a car so he started banging on the window and the conversation went something like this :- Him: "What the F**K you doing ? You nearly killed me then !!!!" Her: (winding down window) "Excuse Me !!!, Don't you know that cars have priority over motorcycles ?" Well it certainly made me laugh out loud when he told me.