Featured What you been doing with your TRIUMPH today??

Adult diapers?

 

A portaloo.

 

Essex

 

What Joey?

 

Never heard of him, but can't say I was an avid watcher of Blue Peter, I was more Magpie if anything ...
Oh god I hope I don't start another off subject debate now ...
This is the What have you done with your Triumph thread yeah? Stay focused team!

 

Coming from the King of diversion!

 

I am guessing it'll be something to do with TinyprickUSA getting banned from Thailand?

 

Yeah mate....it hurts when nobody cares

 

Surely that was just a ruse...we were all bitterly disappointing after the last 'revelation'

Do tell us HT,, don't let it drag on for 10 pages before revealing your purchase

 

What?

 

Dug a big hole...... could it be a new shovel

 

Or a mini digger .... I want one of them

 

Yesterday’s news mate, unless you’ve bought a pair of breeding ( no not breeding, BREEDING! I don’t swear) pandas!!

 

Oh go on HT, we will laugh, promise!!

 

Got to be more interesting than a shit coloured trailer
And that went on for 12 pages!

 

Getting back on track then people, I had my maiden voyage on my new (to me) Speed Triple yesterday afternoon/evening, taking it easy on a new steed with a pair of fresh tyres but my goodness, can't remember the last time my grin was that big, what a cracking bike.

 

Oh it's so hard how many magpies can you get in a pie. Tucker

 

Ignored the 1000 but started the 900 Daytona up & as usual she didn't take long to burst into life. I used Millars tank safe during its storage over winter & seems to have done its job plus it didn't hinder the old gal firing up. She ran without a splutter.
Then ...as usual i saw a squirrel & attention went to the CBX. The suns out plus the promise of 2 more sunny days so........Off to the MOT station where it passed no worries.Got it taxed so yipppeeee! Then the biggy.....My dear missis aint been on a bike in 20 years so off to get her some gear! This afternoon we did 126 miles (Shrewsbury/Whitchurch/Bridgenorth/Much wenlock)on the CBX. Christ my bum was sore let alone hers lol. Nice ride spoilt by ...cars driven by complete Tits!!!!!

She loved her day out on the bike & she`s still a brilliant pillion so bless her little cottons!
All in all an AWESOME DAY! ......She gets to ride my Trumpet tomorrow hey hey!!!!!!!

 

Another day another loan bike - this time a black Bonnie T100.
Nice light clutch action compared to mine but thats apparently because its wearing slippers. Also a very comfy seat but apart from that, I think I probably prefer my old 865SE.
Anyway children, can any of you tell me what's wrong with this bike?

 

Poor, deluded DD!
If I'd had the time I would have unbolted the bloody thing and put it back on before taking the bike back!

 

Only the trainspotters guide mate - I never drink Bovril!

 

Met my bro on his America and went for a spin too meet some old schoolmates in Cranleigh, lovely evenings ride, Doris was purring and feeling really good and she was sounding just right, got to Cranleigh, took my helmet off and realised I had my pinlocks earplugs in. Now who knows of a company that makes end cans that sound like predators when wearing pinlocks earplugs?