Treat Yourself......i Did

FFS Dilli looks like a spot on top of fecking ugly boil! Preferred the blow up doll

 

“Actually, I quite like it...”

 

Nursie! Get the extremely bad taste medication ready for Dilli........ he has had a relapse. Have seen that PoS he has spent good money on?

 

Bloody hell - how much time did we all waste waiting to see what he'd bought - only to be confronted by that!
"The horror, the horror!"

 

What comes around, comes around....... We will get him back?

 

Should have gone the whole hog and bought the below!

 

OOHHH this is getting nasty now Dilli people want revenge !!!!
Calm the situation down mate, post a picture of you stripping and re-doing the gearbox you fooked, that should lighten the mood

 

Don't worry Monty I have a plan to 'book' Gerti the biker babe stripper for Dilli at the GMU
Revenge is a dish best served by a big angry bird

 

Gearbox all done mate
Been busy putting piston rings in a Honda GX390
Any way it wasn’t my fault
The temptation was too much

 

HEY
That’s wor lass how did you get a picture

 

DD sold it to me!

 

What the GX390 engine for????? ....... The coffin trailer............

 

Just emailed Mrs.Dilli with your comment........ Your for it now!

 

I get IT when ever I want it

She simply can’t resist
She’s only human after all

 

Not looking like that she aint

 

You know in the cold light of dawn and taking another look I’m wondering how Dilli managed to get a shrunken version of Del Boy’s Van ?

Strange lot you mackems

 

Should of gone to Specsavers

 

He would be better seeing these.....

 

This?

 

Made this a couple of years ago
Thought something was missing and it needed more so made a trailer for it because I know everyone loves trailers