Ooh ooh ooh look at the time Won’t be long now The sun is shining on this wonderful day and life is good and about to get better
Doh! I gotta go out now so will miss you unveiling of your new ride, go on Dilli, you can tell me what it is I won't tell anyone ....
Maybe after examining the pictures of your newly acquired thing !! we may make you wait 36 hrs for a reply or even a piss take, though i doubt we would be as cruel to you as you've been to us
London calling. Here is the Gaumont news. The country is on tenterhooks as news is awaited on what it is that has upset Dilligaf's 'wor lass'...
We do all realise that we won't hear a thing from Dilli while it is still light/dry and there is any petrol left in it right?
Gods teeth that bloody A1 is a feckin nightmare at rush hour Bloody leathers are sticky with sweat Gonna put my new baby away Have a shower Have some tea I’ll see if I can get a picture up later on Mind you I’m a bit tired It’s been an emotional rollercoaster of a day
Can I go and get ma T now..........'cause it might end up in the budgie (well....I don't have a dog)!
I can just see the scenario: Dilli: Honey I'm home......... Look what I've bought. Mrs Dilli: What the feck...... take it back Dilli: But.......But...... But.................... Mrs Dilli: Take it back you idiot.. I'll not tell you again! And that folks is WHY there is no photos!