A Jammy Question

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  1. GaryM

    GaryM It's him, you know who. Him from you know ....

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    #1 GaryM, Mar 19, 2018
    Ok as I said it’s a jammy question about jam :)
    Simply what’s the difference between jam and a conserve?
    I think it may simply be about sugar levels but I’m not sure it’s that simple.
     
  2. GaryM

    GaryM It's him, you know who. Him from you know ....

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    #2 GaryM, Mar 19, 2018
    I thought I would ask in here and see where this led to , knowing you lot I’m sure it will have nothing to do with jam :)
    Actually I did google it but didn’t really get a good description of what the difference is.
     
  3. dilligaf

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    #3 dilligaf, Mar 19, 2018
    Conserve sandwich :) 17B22D5E-8D95-4104-A0CC-F22D53618C46.png Jam sandwich :p 132311FD-1CA2-41DD-B800-AEE1C3FABCA9.png hope this helps :yum
     
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  4. crispey

    crispey crispey creme de la creme

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    #4 crispey, Mar 19, 2018
    Jams working class, conserve’s snobby
     
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    #5 Tigcraft, Mar 19, 2018
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    #6 Tigcraft, Mar 19, 2018
    Which ones you crispey? You posh ‘init?
     
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  7. Hippo-Drones

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    #7 Hippo-Drones, Mar 19, 2018
    the more important question is jam/conserve first or cream on your scones?
     
  8. crispey

    crispey crispey creme de la creme

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    #8 crispey, Mar 19, 2018
    Not sure as the Butler brings it in a crystal pot
     
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  9. Hippo-Drones

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    #9 Hippo-Drones, Mar 19, 2018
    That is how I eat my Creme Eggs! :p
     
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    #10 Tigcraft, Mar 19, 2018
    Twat!
     
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  11. MrOrange

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    #11 MrOrange, Mar 19, 2018
    Butter, then jam, then cream, then some more cream on my scone. Love them, nowt better. Home made with that cludda cream stuff :yum
     
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  12. GaryM

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    #12 GaryM, Mar 19, 2018
    Only one way to eat porridge , cream and salt.
    Yes salt not sugar, jam or a crepe egg.
    Have to say that’s a totally new one to me.
    Porridge and a cream egg .....
     
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    #13 Hippo-Drones, Mar 19, 2018
    it melts into it, proper sugar rush! :p
     
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    #14 Havit, Mar 19, 2018
    Crispy is right

    Jam is Labour and the other is Conservative
     
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    #15 Hippo-Drones, Mar 19, 2018
    Proper cream tea that, none of that Devonshire weirdness! :D Cornish all the way.... (roads are better too) :D
     
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    #16 Hippo-Drones, Mar 19, 2018
    I spent half my RN career based in Snotland, beautiful place on those 3 days of summer! :D
     
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    #17 Hippo-Drones, Mar 19, 2018
    Aye, global warming is a scam! :D
     
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  18. andypandy

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    #18 andypandy, Mar 20, 2018
    Got to agree that conserve is a posh word for jam. One conserves fruit by boiling it with sugar and putting it in glass jars doesn't one ?
    On the other hand, yer slap jam on yer bread mate.
     
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    #19 Havit, Mar 20, 2018
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    And there was me thinking that the B#W riders were more the cucumber sandwich type.
     
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    #20 Callumity, Mar 20, 2018
    You only asked 2/3 of the question.......you missed out compote (which has nothing to do with gardening and soil improvement)

    Conserve - whole fruit in thick sugary gunge
    Jam - fruit boiled to destruction in thick gunge (homogenous gloop)
    Compote - whole fruit in light juicy widdle
     
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