A Jammy Question

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  1. GaryM

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    Ok as I said it’s a jammy question about jam :)
    Simply what’s the difference between jam and a conserve?
    I think it may simply be about sugar levels but I’m not sure it’s that simple.
     
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  2. GaryM

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    I thought I would ask in here and see where this led to , knowing you lot I’m sure it will have nothing to do with jam :)
    Actually I did google it but didn’t really get a good description of what the difference is.
     
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  3. dilligaf

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    Conserve sandwich :) 17B22D5E-8D95-4104-A0CC-F22D53618C46.png Jam sandwich :p 132311FD-1CA2-41DD-B800-AEE1C3FABCA9.png hope this helps :yum
     
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    crispey crispey creme de la creme

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    Jams working class, conserve’s snobby
     
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    Which ones you crispey? You posh ‘init?
     
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    the more important question is jam/conserve first or cream on your scones?
     
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    crispey crispey creme de la creme

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    Not sure as the Butler brings it in a crystal pot
     
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    That is how I eat my Creme Eggs! :p
     
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    Twat!
     
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    Butter, then jam, then cream, then some more cream on my scone. Love them, nowt better. Home made with that cludda cream stuff :yum
     
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    Only one way to eat porridge , cream and salt.
    Yes salt not sugar, jam or a crepe egg.
    Have to say that’s a totally new one to me.
    Porridge and a cream egg .....
     
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    it melts into it, proper sugar rush! :p
     
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    Crispy is right

    Jam is Labour and the other is Conservative
     
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    Proper cream tea that, none of that Devonshire weirdness! :D Cornish all the way.... (roads are better too) :D
     
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    I spent half my RN career based in Snotland, beautiful place on those 3 days of summer! :D
     
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    Got to agree that conserve is a posh word for jam. One conserves fruit by boiling it with sugar and putting it in glass jars doesn't one ?
    On the other hand, yer slap jam on yer bread mate.
     
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    And there was me thinking that the B#W riders were more the cucumber sandwich type.
     
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    You only asked 2/3 of the question.......you missed out compote (which has nothing to do with gardening and soil improvement)

    Conserve - whole fruit in thick sugary gunge
    Jam - fruit boiled to destruction in thick gunge (homogenous gloop)
    Compote - whole fruit in light juicy widdle
     
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