Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma. After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, 'Ma'am, you had twins.... a boy and a girl. The babies are fine, however, they were poorly at birth and had to be christened immediately so your brother Paddy came in and named them. The woman thinks to herself, ' Oh no, not me brother, he's a clueless idiot... Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor,' Well, what's my daughter's name?' ' Denise' says the doctor. The new mother is somewhat relieved, 'Wow, that's a beautiful name, I guess I was wrong about my brother', she thought....'I really like Denise ' Then she asks, ' What's the boy's name?' The doctor replies ' Denephew '
told the wife it's a snow day she told me not to be a wimp. she would get the car out and I can go to work. Tucker
T I really feel for you, being sent to work by a babe like that, what were you thinking as you watched ... ?
I thought you ought to know I’ve joined a new band. We’re called 999 megabites... We haven’t got a gig yet!
What do you have when you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? .... .... .... .... Kermit's undivided attention.
