Do You Need A "king Dick"

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  1. StrippleMont

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    Do you need a "KING DICK"


    Apparently, only if you own a Triumph T120?:confused::(:eek:;)


    Feck sake, a screwdriver is a screwdriver!

    Sure this guy only bought them for the name!:D
    Boasting down the pub........ I've got a KING DICK you know!
     
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    crispey crispey creme de la creme

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    Yeah but when he says he keeps it in a foam padded box they might look at him a bit differently! Backs to the wall boys!!
     
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    TEZ 217 Crème de la Crème

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    Could be handy on a weekend :rolleyes::rolleyes: lovely screwing action :rolleyes::rolleyes:
     
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  4. dilligaf

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    :eek:So have I :p
     
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  5. StrippleMont

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    What got a T120 or a "King Dick"? :blush:
     
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    Small one then!:(;)
     
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  7. dilligaf

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    KING dick!!!:imp:
     
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    Have had a socket set for years. The sticky label was coming off the box, so I peeled it of and stuck it on me chest, just to give my pal a laugh (We were working on my 59 Hillman Minx). Came lunchtime and I offered to buy chips as he was helping me out. Off to the chippy we went and got chips, the lass behind the counter was acting a bit weird and looking at me funny, but we got chips and went outside to eat them.

    Then we both spot the badge still stuck to my T-Shirt !!!!!:blush:
     
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    What a Tool:rolleyes:
     
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    Me or the screwdriver:confused:
     
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    That’ll be you then :eek:

    C’mon..... you asked for that one :p
     
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    Still not sure Dilli!
     
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    Nursie, Quick DD needs his Meds
     
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    77297988-E54B-48A8-9F96-1A6FECD6E6C3.jpeg Meanwhile I remain supremely confident that my King Dick is bigger than yours.......
     
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  15. GaryM

    GaryM It's him, you know who. Him from you know ....

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    Those that boast about it. You know what they say .......









    All mouth and no trousers ;)
     
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    Can’t get trousers big enough :rolleyes:
     
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  17. GaryM

    GaryM It's him, you know who. Him from you know ....

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    Close but not close enough :)
     
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    Two inches extending to two and three quarters. Reminds me of the young lady visitor to Scotland who enquired about the kilt dress code and was invited to check for herself. She withdrew her hand shrieking, “It’s gruesome!”
    “Aye,” said her host, “and it’ll grew some mair yet!”
     
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  19. GaryM

    GaryM It's him, you know who. Him from you know ....

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    I just typed king dick
     
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    I HAVE THAT KING DICK!!
    It’s unique as it does both Phillips and pozidrive screws. Now how about that then? There’s so much more stability with a longer shaft!! :rolleyes:
     
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