Gmu 2018 Wales - Banter Thread

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  1. TEZ 217

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    Cant see that myself, he'd be more like a pig in shit should you find him a nearby black paint stockist :p:p:p:p
     
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    Yep sure did, more than that I happened to be sitting next to the silly buggar on a leather settee when he won it, daft sod celebrated by tying it on his head and pouring his bottle of beer over it - proclaiming " These dont work !! "
    I was beer wet in places I shouldn't have been, :confused::confused:
    BUT WHAT A WEEKEND WE ALL HAD - BRILLIANT :D:D:D:D:D:heart:
     
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    Awww:weary_face:
    I can’t open the link :(
    I know I’m having the pi$$ taken out of me....I don’t mind that :)
    But I don’t know how/why:mad::mad:
     
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    You'll find out Dili when they turn up in the same gear !!!!!
     
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    When they drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry cola
     
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    The Kinks - an all-time fave band of mine.
     
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    Havit found you a very nice shop very near to the 2018 GMU, here's the picture that went with the link -
    [​IMG]
     
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  8. dilligaf

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    Oooooh....better take my trailer then so’s I can get some new stuff :p
     
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    at least it's black!
     
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    This thread has taken a very dark turn..................................
     
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    Not so dark,Just looking out for my marra Dilligaf Dave, Must be awful not knowing what's being implied against you because you can't access a link,
    You gotta look after ya mates and steer them in the right direction cos he's easily led astray.
    No need to thank me Dilli, :p:p
     
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    BUt then again Dave you may have a point :eek::eek::eek:
     
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    I worry about some of the people in here..... I really do :p
     
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    Is that a Dewalt powered dildo? :eek::eek:
     
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    No I think its a Mankita :p
     
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    are you looking for a matching pair?
     
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    A school kid left his phone on the bus a few years ago. So I phoned the number that said "mum" Turned out it was my next door neighbours kid, 15, I told her I wold bring the phone to her that night. I got noisey and found the phone was stuffed with porn and front and centre was a girl using one of those reciprocating saws and plenty of lube, those babies can rock.:)
    When I got to the door the lad couldnt look up from the floor, mumbbled "Ta" then ran up the stair.
    Everytime I see those saws I laugh
     
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    No I don’t think it’s the real thing steve!
     
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    Much better if it runs on mains power as I don’t think there’s much energy on such a little weedy battery to finish the job. I mean, you would want to charge it up half way through the job in hand?!
     
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    Aha! I see where your coming from Andy. They also have a good lump hammer to give the job a good thump forwards I’ll tell you! ;)
     
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    Purely by accident during weekly shop I assume :p:p:p:p:p:p
     
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