This made me laugh

You are all dads

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1IjopA/:uSrUiyCA:iSRNtY@y/www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p05prk9r

 

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/8sEYHh/:1FXzZM8L$:iSRNtY@y/www.boredpanda.com/odd-looking-thing

 

Get a f******* grip! Bring back national service& the birch for that matter

 

a guy walks into a crowded bar waving his handgun around in the air and yelled " I have a fully loaded colt m1911 with a fully loaded 7 round magazine that I'm gonna empty into the b^st^rd that's sleeping with my wife!"
A voice from the back of the room called out
"You're gonna need more ammo!"

 

Boffins in the medical industry are bringing hope to the music industry via stem cell research. Singers who have wrecked their voices after years of belting out songs. Scientists are now able to grow vocal chords from the singers own stem cells as an autologous transplant. A spokesperson for the industry says the results speak for themselves.

 

You get my vote for prime minister.
Tucker

 

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1639587709420975

Glass helmet and a naked flame - what could possibly go wrong!

 

Me too!

 

Found this on another site .. enjoy

 

A priest checks into a hotel and upon booking in asks the receptionist “is the porn channel disabled” and is told “no it’s regular porn you sicko”

 

I wouldn't know, don't know what you're talking about

 

Is that a channel where you sell unwanted items for cash?

 

Yep. That's the one

 

Mmmm sweatbreads

 

It’s snowing in Droitwich.

 

Hope you don’t have a soggy helmet !

 

Not too worried about his helmet, more concerned about frostbite to the sweetbreads