This made me laugh

"Dont get your knickers in a twist dear"

 

She must of really needed oil / lubricant

 

Can you use WD40 for that?

 

I've got some WD40...I'll let you know

 

What's the main ingredient in WD40 ?








Fish oil, she must taste like the whole North Sea ....?

 

Little Fritz comes into the bathroom and stops thunderstruck in front of his mother who just finished undressing.
He stares at her vagina: “What’s this?”, he asks, obviously stunned...
“That is my pussy!”, his mum exclaims.
Lil’ Fritz sniffs and shakes his head in disbelief: “And since when is it dead???”

 

That sounds like a fishy tail to me
Or perhaps she’s an old fish wife

 

Saw this in the Mail today, then thought of some of you..........



Then saw this...........and thought,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,surely not!

 

That’s dilligafs workplace

 

Did Stanley try to buy YOUR car?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b010tbkm

 

At what point did I say that dilli was there????

 

It's a good job it's Friday and I'm in a good mood

 

Aaah! Having not stayed at the bunkhouse I didn’t recognise him from that angle! Well done Jez l!

 

I'm making notes in readiness for next years GMU
But then again I'll probably just get drunk....give everyone a cuddle and tell you all that I love you

 

Your friends actually need to ask you to get drunk ???????
Or is it a case of you have to sneak out pass the missus

 

Well done Jez
Like you I'm trying to keep my drinking to a minimum
So now I only get drunk twice a week

Once for 3 days and once for 4 days