This made me laugh

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  1. HughJarse

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    There's a massive difference between a man and a woman saying,
    "I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film!"
     
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    A Romanian, an Arab and a Yorkshire Lass are in the same bar
    When the Romanian finishes his beer he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces .
    He says, 'In Romania our glasses are so cheap we don't need
    to drink with the same one twice'
    The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his non-alcoholic beer (cuz he's a Muslim!), throws it into the air, pulls out hisAK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces.
    He says 'In the Arab world, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either'
    The Yorkshire Lass, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her Colt 45 and shoots the Romanian and the Arab.
    Catching her glass, setting it on the bar and calling for a refill, she says 'In Yorkshire we have so many illegal immigrants that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice!!.
     
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    Looks like I'm going to hell

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  5. thebiglad

    thebiglad Old fart, still riding !

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    Is there anybody NOT on that list ??????????????
     
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  6. MrOrange

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    There's only about 5 I can't tick off, do you think I'll still get to go to Hell ????
     
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    Yorkshiremen (and women!):cool:. Safe as houses we are.:grinning::p
     
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    Says nowt about bikers:) I'm safe :rolleyes: I'll deny the rest :p
     
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    Reads like my bucket list.....
     
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    [​IMG]Sounds like it could be a bit of a giggle in Hell [​IMG]
     
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    GaryM It's him, you know who. Him from you know ....

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    May be an oldie , but gave me a laugh :)
     
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    Its even funnier on radio
     
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  20. Sprinter

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    Yeah me to. Stick to the plunger like the man said
     
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