BANTER GMU 2017 - KIELDER

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  1. steve lovatt

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    #701 steve lovatt, Jul 8, 2017
    Why can't we have "Stuka" biscuits?
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    A coffee and two JU87B's please!
     
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  2. Winglad

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    #702 Winglad, Jul 8, 2017
    Well, that would be what we call Panzerplatten (armour plate), or sheet iron crackers (hardtacks).
    And I couldn't tell you if these constitute as victual-warfare...!?
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  3. Winglad

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    #703 Winglad, Jul 8, 2017
    Sehr gut :)
     
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  4. MrOrange

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    #704 MrOrange, Jul 8, 2017
    Der Affe mit dem grünen Hut sitzt im Baum.:p
     
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  5. dilligaf

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    #705 dilligaf, Jul 8, 2017
    Will you lot pack it in...there's people in here like me who can't speak Jockineese let alone read it :confused:
     
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  6. Callumity

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    #706 Callumity, Jul 8, 2017
    The thought police are on their way......if we are thinking of the same Affen!
     
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  7. crispey

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    #707 crispey, Jul 8, 2017
    Something to do with in your hometown , eating sprouting beans in the evening can end in a volatile night?
     
  8. MrOrange

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    #708 MrOrange, Jul 8, 2017
    Tell the wee buggers to sod of then!!! Scroungers :mad:
     
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  9. Sprinter

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    #709 Sprinter, Jul 8, 2017
    You got to love google translate
     
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  10. Winglad

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    #710 Winglad, Jul 9, 2017
    I once read that this was, how David Bowie did his lyrics: he took snippets out of newspapers and rearranged them in random sequence...
    So I guess, they feed Google translater all the daily newspapers ;)
     
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    #711 Sprinter, Jul 9, 2017

    If you try to read Bob Dylans book Tarantula thats what it does. It just seems to be random sentences

    https://www.amazon.co.uk/Tarantula-...qid=1499601422&sr=8-2&keywords=tarantula+book

    read a section here
     
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  12. dilligaf

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    #712 dilligaf, Jul 9, 2017
    Went for a recce with the Mrs today
    Two pictures of some little stream through Dumfries IMG_0320.JPG IMG_0319.JPG and a picture of the bunkhouse Bellingham
    IMG_0321.JPG I can confirm there is no barbecue provided but plenty room to have one
     
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  13. MrOrange

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    #713 MrOrange, Jul 9, 2017
    Should have given us a shout, I'd have had a brew ready for you !!!;)
     
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  14. dilligaf

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    #713 dilligaf, Jul 9, 2017
    Very nice of you mate but it was a last minute thing
    I was gonna do it on the bike but after dropping my son off at Newcastle so he could go to the Hibs/Sunderland game I got home to a plate of bacon sarnies and a cry of what about me? from wor lass :confused:
    So that put paid to that idea :(
    In the car (cager) and off we went.....turned out to be a good day all in all but I wish she would get back on the bike with me like she used to :(
     
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  15. MrOrange

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    #714 MrOrange, Jul 9, 2017
    That's quite a day trip out in the car !!!!

    What you need is the better model of your bike, it is called the America - Big comfy seat, sissy bar, panniers , that'll get the missus out ;):laughing:
     
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  16. dilligaf

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    #715 dilligaf, Jul 9, 2017
    Nah mate :confused: I could get one of those goldwing things with the armchair type seat and still she wouldn't go :(
     
  17. Tiglet

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    #716 Tiglet, Jul 11, 2017
    Now all you lads that have made reference to sheep , you know who you are I have a couple of questions.
    No1: Do you always go for the good looking ones :heart_eyes:
    No2: How do you keep lipstick on them.
     
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  18. Winglad

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    #717 Winglad, Jul 11, 2017
    It is out of question, that good looks are very endearing, but in the end, it is always the character that counts!
    Just imagine a cold winter's night, the fireplace softly crackling away and you sit in your favorite leather-armchair reading a good book aloud to your sheep, and it is always bursting into laughter at the wrong passages...
    INTOLERABLE

    About the lipstick: on my travels in Ireland, I learned that they apply it not to the lips, but to the sides of the sheep. It stays in place for much longer I've been told and adds colour to the scenery as well.

    :p
     
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  19. steve lovatt

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    #718 steve lovatt, Jul 11, 2017
    Only for some of his songs - the most famous is "Moonage Daydream". You can see him do it the documentary Cracked Actor.
     
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  20. steve lovatt

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    #719 steve lovatt, Jul 11, 2017
    I thought that the Goldwing was a car! :eek::eek:
     
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    #720 Havit, Jul 11, 2017
    Wasnt that a german horse :confused:
     
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