Crime,vandalism,feuding and fighting? I see this every time I visit Wor lass always says it's been quiet while I was away
No its you that will implode when we start swinging our claymores and sgian duh about Followed by a delicate and touching de skinning from the nearest tree of course. We Scots never implode We are known for our caring and sharing natures, even with those that have been previously rejected by us ( Carlisle and below )
Prefer Whisky myself Anyway I will have you know that my missus does wear a coat on very cold nights in a Geordie winter.....she needs to cos I turn the heating off when I'm going out on the lash with the lads
Friday February 10th 2017....right pet I'm gonna go for a pint.....yes dear I'll be warm enough....no I don't want one of them skirts that they wear over the wall...these shorts will keep me warm enough....do you want anything brought in from the chippy pet......a deep fried what?????.....I'll take you one day pet I promise then I'll get you one! Ok pet don't wait up
You actually got your missus to take that to post up ?????? Quodos to you pal, thanks for the laugh on an otherwise stressful Friday morning
This reminds me of Wavis O'Shave, the Tyneside surreal comedian who appeared on The Tube in the early 1980's as the cult figure "The Hard". I think he was called Foffo Spearjig - and used to hit his hand with a hammer and say "I felt nowt!" Another line was "I'm gonna walk to the North Pole with ma sleeves rolled up!"
Nah mate it's a photo I sent last year to a young lad asking WHERES MY F N MONEY!!! he'd owed me for ages!! Got my money that night Still went for a pint dressed like that
Just brought this in aldi. Well handy for any biker going camping or to the GMU. It's fully waterproof and can be strapped to your bike with a net or bungies. 14.99 here in Ireland must be cheaper in the UK. Very good quality made out of tarpaulin.
Thought Frank had dropped out??? Did I get this wrong? Apologise if I did, let me know and I'll put him back on!
