I'd advise anybody against pressing the 'emergency stop' button on a treadmill going at high speed. I just did, and the bloke on it went fucking flying.
I remember buying a stainless steel thermos flask that had translated Japanese instructions. I laughed so hard I pished ma pants. Sometimes the funniest things are in your head. Or maybe I'm not quite right.
My first two bikes were a 1964 Suzuki 50cc Sportsman followed by a 1965 154cc Honda C95. The owners handbooks for both were HILARIOUS!