Anybody from Northampton that dislikes clowns beware!!

Northamptonshire is full of fucking clowns anyway! Oh & Polish, Bulgarians, Romanians, Latvians, Lithuanians, Estonians, Russians, Czechs, Irish, Jocks & just a handful of true Brits :wink:

 

Where are the clowns from, then? And how can it be full of them - there would be no room for the Polish, Bulgarians, Romanians, Latvians, Lithuanians, Estonians, Russians, Czechs, Irish, Jocks & Brits. And since when are Jocks not true Brits?

Just enquirin'...

 

The clowns are from America, well every American i have ever met is a clown.... Just saying :wink:
I didnt actually mean true Brits, i meant English View attachment 1871

 

true blue jock so fucking watch it pal

 

Never mind, we all have our crosses to bear :wink:

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Bearing in mind the input of the French, Germans, Belgians, Italians and basically anyone else that you wimpy arsed fuckers allowed to invade and fuck your wimmen! Just historycisin'...

 

Have you seen the state of the olde English wimmen in those days? They were welcome to the fucking wenches!

Having said that, i know quite a few Scottish lasses that reside in Corby, Northants (parents came down for the steel works many years ago) & lets say..... She had a fanny like a stab wound in a gorilla's back & she had been cocked more times than Elmer Fudd's shotgun!

I presume they aint all like that North of the border?

 

OK, I appreciate it's a personal thing, but I found the wood teeth a bit of a turn on!

 

Being a carpenter by trade you can always file them down or re-shape them as & when the mood suits