My kids said "Dad can we go and see the bearded lady at the circus today?"I replied "I've told you before, Call her grandma and she's in an old peoples home!!.
Why didn't the one legged clown like cheese? Because he couldn't get his stilton (stilt on) What do you make clowns clothe's out of? PolyJester of course!
Dictionary definition of nob. Watch to the very end. https://www.facebook.com/visordown/posts/10154837081821131
Just stumbled across this official Triumph video of Rocket III production. Apologies if it's old news.
I'm like that when I get home off a bike ride dieing for a piss!!! Dancing around and trying to find the end under multiple layers of base an textiles!!!!
A middle age woman walks into her sex therapists office and tells her that her husband is not a very good lover, and they never have sex anymore, and asks what to do about it. The therapist tells her that she has an experimental drug that might do the trick. She tells the woman to give her husband one pill that night and come back in the morning and tell her what happened. The next day, the woman comes in ecstatic telling the therapist that the pill worked and she and her husband had the best sex ever. She asks her therapist what would happen if she gave her husband two pills and the therapist says she doesn’t know, but to go ahead and try it. The next day, the same thing happens, the woman comes in telling the therapist that the sex was even better than the night before and what would happen if she gave him five pills. The therapist says she doesn’t know, but to go ahead and try it. The next day, the woman comes in limp but happy, and tells the therapist that the sex just keeps getting better and what would happen if she gave her husband the rest of the bottle. The therapist says she doesn’t know; it’s an experimental drug and she doesn't know what a full bottle could do to a person. Anyway, the woman leaves the therapists office and put the rest of the bottle of pills in the husband’s morning coffee. A week later, a boy walks into the therapist’s office and says: "Are you the idiot who gave my mother a bottle of experimental pills?" "Why, yes, young man, I did. Why?" "Well, moms dead, my sisters pregnant, my ass hurts, and dads sittin' in the corner going "Here, kitty, kitty, kitty..." Cheers, dickydido
.... .......guessing that must be the latest 'spy shots' of their newest, up-rated, water cooled boxer motor!.......
Winter-Motorcycle-OPS: My friend is looking back from a tree where he was about to take a leak and shrugs, saying: "I can't find it..."
